Gramicci Dogs

Breed: English Yellow Labrador Retriever
Weight: My doctor says I could loose a few pounds.
Sex: Male...although missing 2 very vital components.
Age: 8
Status: Itchy
Sign: Is there a sign for scratching...I must be that one.
Likes: I love water. I also love to swim in the pool, and the ocean, and the lake, and anywhere else I can get wet...well, except baths...I don’t like those at all. Did I mention I like to itch and scratch?
Breed: Rat Terrier (and a great one at that!)
Weight: A very lean 21 lbs
Sex: I’m a boy.
Age: 3
Status: Sleeping.
Sign: Scorpio. I’m magnetic, exciting, and very determined. However I can be a little obsessive and ompulsive. I’m told I can be jealous and resentful, but at least never of my big sister Peanut. Okay. Maybe sometimes.
Likes: I love my fetch. I love to chew on it, I love to catch it, I love to chase it, I love to hide it, I love to lay on it, I love to cuddle with it. Um… I also love my fetch. I love to chew on it, and I love to catch it, and I love to chase it.
Breed: Mini Rat Terrier--I’m small, but tough!
Weight: 8 lbs
Sex: Bow Chica Wow Wow
Age: 3 and a half--don’t forget the half!
Status: Getting sat on by my younger but bigger brother Butters.
Sign: Aries. I’m energetic and adventurous. Sometimes I’m told I’m a bit too courageous for my own good. But I guess that’s cause I’m a daredevil and an impulsive one at that!
Likes: I love to nap with my Person. But when I’m not napping, I love to eat! Mmm... More please!
I also answer to Fin, Finny, Woobies, and Blue Berry Muffin (don’t ask)
Sex: Male (I display my masculinity by puffing up the fur along my back and barking my meanest bark at my little brother Rio when I want him to play tug-o-war with me).
Status: Single but always ready to mingle with the little hotties at the dog park.
Sign: I was rescued by a super cool couple from a scary animal shelter so I am not really sure when my birthday is. Since I get cookies and treats on a daily basis it seams like my birthday is everyday of the year!
Likes: I like long walks on the beach even though I detest going in the ocean (salt water makes my fur coat feel icky), biting the back legs of my little brother Rio (they look just like chicken legs-yum!), sniffing the butts of every dog in my neighborhood even the ones I can barely reach, and having my belly rubbed to the point where it makes my legs twitch uncontrollably. Oh ya, chasing my tail is pretty fun too!
I also answer to Reez, Redizzle, RiRi, and Muffin (the last one is a little embarrassing).
Sex: Male and a tough one at that. Don’t let my tiny stature fool you. I am a big dog stuck in a little dog’s body.
Status: Single. I don’t have time for a girlfriend because I am too busy trying to cuddle and look cute for my owners.
Sign: I am a rescue dog just like my brother Fin so I don’t really know my birthday. If I had to guess I would say I am an Aries because I am independent, outgoing, assertive and trusting.
Likes: I like snuggling under warm blankets even when it is super hot outside, wagging my tail to see how fast it will go, laying out in the warm sun, and playing tug-o-war with Finigan because he lets me win.
Breed: Minature Australian Shepard...but like a really big minature!
Sex: Yes please!
Age: 13
Status: In Heat
Sign: Just like a hydrant, I will pee on it.
Likes: Chile Colorado, St.Ides 40 oz & bitches! Not in that order.
Shhhhh! Don’t tell her she’s not a dog!
Breed: Felinus Caninicus...Tiger. Domestic shorthair.
Weight: A cool 6 Ilbs.
Sex: I’m a girl.
Age: 2 yrs old.
Status: Playing with a roll of thread that will curiously disappear and then re-appear a week later.
Sign: Taurus. I’m sincere, lovable, loving, independent, shy of strangers but follow Natalie around everywhere. I can be finicky, cranky and can bite when annoyed.
Likes: Sleeping in drawers, on shoes, in the bathtub, under the bed, on the shelf, on shoes, in the closet and on the windowsill and on shoes.
I also answer to Pippy, Pipsicle, Pipsi Cola, Pipsqueak, and Pipster.
Breed: Yorkshire Terrier, my mom always says, "special things come in small packages!"
Weight: 4.5 lbs
Sex: Every bit a little man!
Age: Almost 9 months! I was born on New Years Day!
Status: Swinger, I proudly have a relationship with every female in our complex!
Sign: Capricorn, which fits because I am happy to remain within my small domain... refusing to change my ways (my mom says I'm very stubborn!) I am also very good at balancing my work and play! I can destroy the entire house while still managing to have a little fun
Likes: I love socks, shoes, paper, plastic, and things my parents deem as garbage! I love crawling under the bed and peeing on a new bush everyday!